Here’s Sally, she likes long walks on the beach, holdin her clutch purse, and itchin crotch in isle 5. Let’s hope she’s not using one of those pizza makers to the left for dinner later. The post Lotto Winner at Walmart appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Meet Jill, she lives in Arkansas and she proudly frequents Store #1 several times a week. She ran out of masks, but decided that instead of boiling noodles that day she’d wear the lid to her cooker instead. She frollicked to store #1, argued with the greeter that this was proper ppe. Won. Grabbed her cigarettes and santa panties, did the self checkout and left. Don’t be Jill. The post When Walmart Calls For You appeared first on People...
In a hurry? Throw everything in sight ON. Got polkadots and beetlejuice pants? Put em on! Have a Bill Cosby hoody? Put that thing ON! When there is a sale at Walmart, you get serious and turn it on when needed. Did anyone notice the shoes he’s rockin? The post Lines Polkadots and Rainbows Oh My! appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Hottest Toy For Christmas 2020! The post Hottest Christmas Toy of 2020! appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Move over Little Engine that could, and hey Chuggington there is no room for you in this space. They don’t have 4 wheel drive, but there are 16 wheels in total, along with 4 social security cards, and 2 cartons of cigs, with a side of chew. The post All Aboard The Walmart Express! appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Do we need a caption? Name that font! The post Does Anybody Recognize this Font? appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Is it poop? What do you think? The post Question of the Day: Is It Poop? appeared first on People Of Walmart.
This is a rare find! A Walmart Mullet the clearance of hair is in it’s natural habitat, the clearance section. The post Walmart Mullet: A Rare Specimen appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Now 25% off! Hungry? Why Wait? Take a bite out of this PS5 Wireless Controller! The post Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Playstation 5 Wireless Controller appeared first on People Of Walmart.
Recently a real doll has rolled into Walmart. We’ll call her Barbie, pun intended since she’s made of plastic. Barbie is a faux sugar baby who likes long rolls on the beach, and riding near the self checkout. Her dislikes are her lover’s grandson who constantly puts her in the toy box, and telling grandpa she’s “fake.” The post Real Doll Featured At Walmart appeared first on People Of Walmart.